Slow Storm
Vaccine - Your Life's A Joke
229 plays

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Vaccine - Human Hatred (Slowed for Enhanced Everything Hating)

STRAIGHT EDGE
YOU MAKE ME SICK
STUPID JUNKIE
YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE
CHEMICALLY DEPENDENT
MINDLESS BASTARD
NO FUCKING HOPE
JUNK IN YOUR VEINS
THINKING YOU’RE FINE
YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE
NOT MINE

YOU DON’T BELONG
ARTY FUCKING POSER
LIAR
YOU’RE THE FUCKING LEECH
RIP OFF
HACK
PHONY

YOU DON’T FOOL ME
GET OUT

HOLLOW FACES
EMPTY HEADS
HUMANS ARE VILE
SUCCUMB TO THIS
ROTTEN EXISTENCE
THERE IS NO EXCUSE
MINDS ARE DISEASED
ADDICTED BY NATURE
HUMANS ARE THE WORST FUCKING FAILURES

SELF HATE
LOATHING
DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF
AND YOU’RE NO BETTER
PLASTIC FUCKS 
EVERYWHERE I LOOK
SOUL SUCKERS

BUY AND CONSUME
CONSUME AND SELL
RE-LIST, RE-PROFIT,
CAPITALIST HELL
GODDAMN DRONE
YOU’LL BUY ANYTHING
STUPID FUCKING TOOL
YOU’RE WORTHLESS
USELESS

GUILT
BUILT UP
RIPPING ME APART
FUCK YOUR FAITH
RUINED LIVES
CHRISTIANS ARE A FUCKING PLAGUE 
FUCK YOUR FAITH
GUILTY

NO FUTURE
POVERTY STRICKEN
SIGN THEM UP
GIVE THEM A FLAG
THEY’LL WEAR IT TRUE
RED, WHITE AND BLUE
WAR FOR OIL
NO SURPRISE
HUMAN SCUM
OUR DEMISE

NOT RIGHT
IN MY HEAD
WAKE UP
FUCKING DEAD
ROTTING AWAY
I AM SICK
LOOK AROUND
WHATS THE POINT?
FUCK IT ALL
I HATE EVERYTHING

RIGHTEOUS
REPRESSED
HOLY MAN
PRIESTS
SODOMIZE
VICTIMIZE
ROT IN HELL
FOUL FUCKER
RAPE ANOTHER CHILD
THE CHURCH WILL HIDE YOU

YOU’RE A SORE ON MY EYES
HUMAN WASTE
I LOOK AT YOU AND I DESPISE
DISGUSTING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK
BLOW ANOTHER LINE
LEARN TO FUCKING THINK
GROW A FUCKING SPINE

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Converge - Forsaken
79 plays

Converge - Forsaken (Slowed for Enhanced Bedroom Moshing)

149 plays

Hank the Security Guard - Me and the Blues (Slowed for Enhanced Watching the World Spiral Into Bullshit)

Me and the blues.
Just me and the blues. 

Xibalba - Burn
2,911 plays

Xibalba - Burn (Slowed for Enhanced Bedroom Moshing)

From their new album Hasta la Muerte, releasing 8/14.

I swear to god, the breakdown at the end of this will make you mosh with all the strength and ferocity of a fully grown and pissed off chimpanzee. You’ll be holding so many faces by the end of it you won’t know what to do with all of them.

1,645 plays

Beyonce - Halo (Slowed for Enhanced Difficult to Describe Emotions)

Remember those walls I built?
Well, baby, they’re tumbling down
and they didn’t even put up a fight.
They didn’t even make up a sound.

I found a way to let you in,
but I never really had a doubt.
Standing in the light of your halo,
I got my angel now.

It’s like I’ve been awakened.
Every rule I had you breaking,
it’s the risk that I’m taking.
I ain’t never gonna shut you out.

Everywhere I’m looking now,
I’m surrounded by your embrace.
Baby, I can see your halo.
You know you’re my saving grace.

I can feel your halo.
I can see your halo. 

663 plays

Left for Dead - Skin Graft (Slowed for Enhanced Vivisectionist Killing)

Lessons learned, paid in blood. You’re not human.
Why don’t I cut off your head? We’ll call it negative reinforcement.
If that’s how you treat an animal, you deserve even worse.
Skin graft. 

239 plays

Earth Crisis - Gomorrah’s Season Ends (Slowed for Enhanced Seeing It All for What It Is)

Perpetuating the degeneration.
In this, myself is all I need with this oath that keeps me free.
To this I am forever true.
I am straight edge.

49 plays

Nirvana - Negative Creep (Slowed for Enhanced Grungy Head Nodding)

I’M A NEGATIVE CREEP

I’M A NEGATIVE CREEP

I’M A NEGATIVE CREEP

AND I’M SLOOOWEEEDDD.

253 plays

Rape Revenge - Car Ride With A Vivisection Intern (Slowed)

It was her idea of a summer job.
Injecting rats with poison, her ‘science’ is finding out the effects of poison.
We already know the effects of poison.

I feign interest in her chosen ‘profession’.
I ask her what it’s like to have to numb such a huge part of herself for her job.
Is it worth your wage?

639 plays

Earth Crisis - Unseen Holocaust (Slowed for Enhanced God Damn It, Columbus, Now I Gotta Feel Guilty Because Your Punk Ass Put My Future Home On the Mass Grave of Indigenous People)

Demons descended upon the lands. 
The fire of greed burned within their minds.
They destroyed the paradise that filled their eyes.
From the east they swarmed to pillage, 

to populate the righteous under siege.

The stream of invaders rose into a raging flood.
Now the arrow shaft lays broken where the grasses dripped with blood.
Unavenged apparitions of the dead walk down this trail of tears that never ends.

Conquered by the sword, by treaties that were lies.
Millions perished in the wars for their genocide.
Decimated by manifest destiny. 

Tortured and enslaved in the name of christianity.

The stream rose into a raging flood.
Now the arrow shaft lays broken where the grasses dripped with blood.
Unavenged apparitions of the dead walk down this trail of tears that never ends.

Manifest destiny prevails. Felled their rainforests, flood their lands.
Ancient cultures destroyed by so-called civilized man. 
The tribal peoples of today; survival is at stake.
History means nothing if nothing’s learned from past mistakes.

Stop the unseen holocaust.

149 plays

Every Time I Die - Floater (Slowed for Enhanced Bedroom Moshing)

It’s better this way anyways.
My lover the river makes a better soldier than a bride.

But I left my heart at the side of her bed and she’s got the warmest body that I’ve ever had.

Drain the lake, you’ll find it’s full of love.
Bring the children to the water and let them see what heartache did.

593 plays

Seven Generations - Atonement (Slowed for Enhanced Easter Sunday Jesus Hate Mosh)

If this is light, leave me in the dark. If this is salvation, cast me into the flames and watch me burn with a smile stretched across my heathen face so there is not one ounce of doubt which side of your gates I proudly stand on.

Your tide of genocide and cultural assimilation has crashed upon this earth for far too long and there’s not one holy word or tearful prayer to wipe clean the lineage of this empire. 

And if there is one thing that your church has earned, it is that you all deserve to fucking burn.

Burn in fucking hell.

219 plays

Trial - War by Other Means (Slowed for Enhanced Political Mosh)

I pledge no allegiance to the flag
of the undeniable mistakes of America.
Which, due to the plutocracy for which it stands,
so many nations and their gods have become invisible
with liberty and justice reserved for a precious chosen few.
Let our allegiances lie with those betrayed by the facade,
for the calm is an illusion.


The struggle is not over. It assumes new forms.
For no matter what the face,
no matter what the name,

It’s still war.

12,089 plays

Beyonce - Diva (Slowed for Enhanced Being Sassier Than a Motherfucker Because Fuck You, Beyonce God Damn Rules)

Fifty million ‘round the world that they said that I couldn’t get.
I done got so sick and filthy with Benjis I can’t spend.

How you gon’ be talkin’ shit?
Act like I just got up in it.
Been the number one diva in this game for a minute

I know you read the paper
The one that they call a queen
Every radio ‘round the world know me ‘cause that’s where I be.

I’m a, a diva. I’m a, I’m a, a diva.
I’m a, I’m a, a diva. I’m a, I’m a, a diva. 

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Underoath - Everyone Looks So Good From Here (33 RPM)

In a deep breath it all starts to change.
Flip my world inside out.
Honestly, I like it better this way, 
When I mesh the night through the back of my eyes.

I have put myself here.
I am the culprit.

I’ve been swallowed up alive, shut down, building from the inside out.
I can finally walk through the walls.

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